Programming isn't about knowing how to code but knowing what to google😁 490 20 u/Slyzoor

Picture this: A group of programmers walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" One of them replies, "I'll have a double shot of espresso... make it a Java."

r/ProgrammingJokes: Here are all the great jokes that deal with programming or jokes that only programmers understand.

May 25, 2017 · The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. – The Wizardry Compiled by Rick …

Oct 21, 2012 · A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally …

Five cannibals get selected as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and if you are hungry, …

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5 Reaction images must be relevant to text. No more images of cats with programming captions. That is very low-effort.

I prefer, "I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don't know if you'll get it"